TOTALLY PIMPING THE NEW PRIEST MOVIE. I mean, seriously? Karl Urban as a Vampire God that blows shit to hell?
SIGN ME UP.
Because seriously? I'd wreck that. With no shame what-so-ever. Fucking WRECK that.
Also, because Karl Urban doesn't look high when he's in badass vampire mode. Or sparkle. That is all.
I'll be in my bunk.